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steferine:

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

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posted 3 months ago with: 285,138 notes

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

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posted 3 months ago with: 396,526 notes

deucebasket:

the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.

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toxicmp3:

i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came

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posted 3 months ago with: 148,788 notes

hamtastrophe:

my coworker is looking at reddit and I’m saying “cool meme” to every pic he’s opening regardless of what it is and he’s getting progressively more and more frustrated and yelling “IT’S NOT A MEME”

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posted 3 months ago with: 50,388 notes

perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

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posted 3 months ago with: 218,962 notes

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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posted 3 months ago with: 820,485 notes

darrynek:

*white people voice* whole grain

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posted 3 months ago with: 153,484 notes

flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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posted 3 months ago with: 244,681 notes

I wanna make a dark blog where are dark tumbles

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