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steferine:

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

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lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

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deucebasket:

the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.

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toxicmp3:

i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came

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hamtastrophe:

my coworker is looking at reddit and I’m saying “cool meme” to every pic he’s opening regardless of what it is and he’s getting progressively more and more frustrated and yelling “IT’S NOT A MEME”

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perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

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posted 3 weeks ago with: 159,728 notes

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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posted 3 weeks ago with: 643,129 notes

darrynek:

*white people voice* whole grain

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posted 3 weeks ago with: 151,243 notes

flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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posted 3 weeks ago with: 175,116 notes

I wanna make a dark blog where are dark tumbles

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