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steferine:

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

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lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

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deucebasket:

the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.

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toxicmp3:

i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came

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hamtastrophe:

my coworker is looking at reddit and I’m saying “cool meme” to every pic he’s opening regardless of what it is and he’s getting progressively more and more frustrated and yelling “IT’S NOT A MEME”

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perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

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posted 1 month ago with: 196,364 notes

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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darrynek:

*white people voice* whole grain

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posted 1 month ago with: 153,365 notes

flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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posted 1 month ago with: 215,554 notes

I wanna make a dark blog where are dark tumbles

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